
The story so far...
It all started about 150 years or so ago when ex convict Billy-Ray Humpanikel
and his wife, Glady's, were at their local watering hole having a pleasant
evening. Billy-Ray noted how busy it was, comparing it to their dying farm,
mainly due to the fact that neither Billy-Ray nor Gladys were farmers. The very
next day they picked a lot in sunny Abbotsford and built a Hotel, The
Terminus Hotel.
Named the Terminus because it was the end of the tramline. People had
to get off here and walk across a footbridge over the Yarra. The Hotel
has changed hands many times during its 150 years and also grown in size.
Its now over three times its original size. We don't know exactly when
the major changes happened due to a rabbit rampage in the late 1950's in
which all council records were eaten. This is what we have been able to
find out, from asking old employees, old employers, old patrons, Wilson
the ghost and old drunks on the street.
A couple of owners tried different approaches. They used to have strippers
accompanied by sweet African beats here in the 70's and 80s. But the lady
Licensee did a bunk up to Queensland in the middle of the night flogging
all the takings, stock, fridges and leaving just masses of debt. The next
owners tried Rockabillly, bikers and painting the joint bright red.
Surprisingly, the pub died in the arse and was home to just a few old
dero's and paedophiles getting quietly pissed on the remaining slab of
diet ale when in 1996 Fred Whitlock, Alison Whyte and
their then mate Richard Savage, purchased The Terminus Hotel for a princely
sum of a carton of
Winfield Blues and a case of VB. They made bugger all changes to the bar.
Just a quick lick of paint, a few minor repairs and filled the joint with
cheap and bodgie furnishings from op shops. The design idea was to make
it cosy and fun, just like the share houses they lived in. Besides,
after forking out for the beer and ciggies to buy the joint they had bugger
all dough left. Due to both Alison and Fred being actors and knowing how
hard life can be, they offered free accommodation to struggling actors
and work in the bar on their days off. In those glorious old days, it was
usual to see an exhausted Fred doing everything, from cleaning the toilets,
to kitchen-hand, repairs and maintenance, being bouncer, stocktaking and
working the bar for a thousand hours a week. (Since then, the grumpy bastard
has realised that it is far better for business if he doesn't work behind
the bar). His partner Richard helped by lounging at the bar, getting pissed
on light beer and fighting with our best customers. (It was soon realised
that it was better for the business if Richard did some work).
Princess Alison contributed to the partnership by being glamorous and
beautiful, (as she does to this day). As beer bubbled on through time,
Richard bought the Healesville Hotel, but it was too much like hard work
to lounge around and get pissed at two pubs at once. So Fred and Alison
purchased his half of the Terminus off him. This time for the extortionate
sum of 2 Cartons of Winfield Blues and 3 cases of VB!
The year 2000, the first of many small but major changes happened to the
Hotel. First everything broke down; beer system, fridges, heating, plumbing,
electrical; customers also fell through the floor while dancing. It was
time for a reno! But have no fear brave reader! Ali and Fred spent a fortune
doing things up, but you could hardly tell. It was the subtlest of works.
Like the EH Holden that gets hotted up properly. It looks
the same as Grandad's car, but underneath, WOW! The most noticeable
change would be the redesign of the front bar. This new design was actually
a copy of the original bar (which had been demolished in the 80's to make
way for a tasteful salmon pink and grey number!).Then the actors who stayed
and worked here while in the search for real jobs, actually landed
real jobs... And hence the upstairs area was no longer being used.
So in
2004 upstairs
was transformed into another bar and theatre space. Named the Ladies
Lounge and Fred's Shed respectively. You might notice little changes here
and
there and everywhere BUT we are still the funny cosy little pub which
we are famous for and will continue to be the bar you love year after year!
Cheers
The Terminus Hotel
P.S NO POKIES!!!!!
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